June 19, 2010
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Filed Under (Life) by justin

I’ve heard a lot in the last three years about this man. Mr. Right is apparently one of those vocabulary words all Chinese learn early on. It rolls out almost as easily as Fine, thank you. And you? The funny thing is most girls I’ve talked with don’t actually know what he looks like, despite all their talk about him. So in our last English corner, we pushed through the vagaries to get the specifics.

As the only male present, I wasn’t really allowed to contribute. I served, instead, as the scribe to record this description, in chronological order:

  • Mystery ManHonest
  • Considerate
  • Responsible
  • Rich mind
  • Filial
  • Good at housework
  • Cares about people
  • Quiet
  • Humorous
  • Tidy
  • Loyal
  • Good with money
  • Potential to earn money
  • Handsome
  • Not too handsome (If he’s too handsome, he will get too much attention from other women.)
  • Gentle
  • Tall
  • A little traditional
  • Warmhearted
  • Strong (big muscles)
  • Fit (healthy)
  • Not jealous
  • Good-tempered
  • Good public speaker (specifically added to complement a girl who struggles with it)
  • Not shy
  • Not outgoing
  • Diligent
  • Just
  • A face like a weapon (Basically, serious. In other words, just looking at him is enough to keep people from messing with him or his wife.)

Gentlemen meeting this description may contact me. I have about fifteen single girls looking for you.

Good luck.

14 Comments posted on "Mr. Right"
Diana Ntono on June 23rd, 2010 at 4:28 pm #

haha another is where you from?

Anastasia Puzey on June 23rd, 2010 at 7:31 pm #

handsome but not too handsome…lol that's funny

Anastasia Puzey on June 23rd, 2010 at 7:36 pm #

haha,this is anything but realistic

Justin Jones on June 23rd, 2010 at 7:36 pm #

Yeah, that would seem a worthwhile consideration. Maybe they thought of itbut thought it impolitic to mention with a foreigner in the room.

Anastasia Puzey on June 23rd, 2010 at 8:04 pm #

if these are the combination of 15 girls' concepts,it is fair enough to let one man to meet it…;)

Justin Jones on June 23rd, 2010 at 8:13 pm #

Don't worry. I won't tell Joe you said so.

Anastasia Puzey on June 23rd, 2010 at 8:20 pm #

ha, no problem. Fitting all the standard would make him from a Joe to a Joseph. Not sure he would enjoy that either. Hi man, I am back from Diego. Are you still going back to teach in September of you have a new plan?

RuthAnn on June 24th, 2010 at 5:28 am #

Perhaps with better fashion sense? That suit and tie have seen better days . . .

Mia Wan on June 24th, 2010 at 11:32 am #

Hahaha, funny!

florence on August 21st, 2010 at 6:35 pm #

oh! haha! I’m so happy you didn’t share the 15 girls’ name~

justin on August 22nd, 2010 at 3:30 am #

Um, I think you just gave one, Florence.

florence on August 22nd, 2010 at 6:15 pm #

Haha I ignored that. how are you going?

florence on August 22nd, 2010 at 10:34 pm #

i’m sorry, it’s “how are you doing” hahha~~~~~~

Melanie on March 19th, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

To me ,he must be a loyal Christian and that’s the most important~hehe~

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