I’ve heard a lot in the last three years about this man. Mr. Right is apparently one of those vocabulary words all Chinese learn early on. It rolls out almost as easily as Fine, thank you. And you? The funny thing is most girls I’ve talked with don’t actually know what he looks like, despite all their talk about him. So in our last English corner, we pushed through the vagaries to get the specifics.
As the only male present, I wasn’t really allowed to contribute. I served, instead, as the scribe to record this description, in chronological order:
Honest- Considerate
- Responsible
- Rich mind
- Filial
- Good at housework
- Cares about people
- Quiet
- Humorous
- Tidy
- Loyal
- Good with money
- Potential to earn money
- Handsome
- Not too handsome (If he’s too handsome, he will get too much attention from other women.)
- Gentle
- Tall
- A little traditional
- Warmhearted
- Strong (big muscles)
- Fit (healthy)
- Not jealous
- Good-tempered
- Good public speaker (specifically added to complement a girl who struggles with it)
- Not shy
- Not outgoing
- Diligent
- Just
- A face like a weapon (Basically, serious. In other words, just looking at him is enough to keep people from messing with him or his wife.)
Gentlemen meeting this description may contact me. I have about fifteen single girls looking for you.
Good luck.
haha another is where you from?
handsome but not too handsome…lol that's funny
haha,this is anything but realistic
Yeah, that would seem a worthwhile consideration. Maybe they thought of itbut thought it impolitic to mention with a foreigner in the room.
if these are the combination of 15 girls' concepts,it is fair enough to let one man to meet it…;)
Don't worry. I won't tell Joe you said so.
ha, no problem. Fitting all the standard would make him from a Joe to a Joseph. Not sure he would enjoy that either. Hi man, I am back from Diego. Are you still going back to teach in September of you have a new plan?
Perhaps with better fashion sense? That suit and tie have seen better days . . .
Hahaha, funny!
oh! haha! I’m so happy you didn’t share the 15 girls’ name~
Um, I think you just gave one, Florence.
Haha I ignored that. how are you going?
i’m sorry, it’s “how are you doing” hahha~~~~~~
To me ,he must be a loyal Christian and that’s the most important~hehe~