At long last.
No more late-night debates. No more chic snobbery. He has spoken.
God has a favorite coffee, and I think it may surprise you.
He’s not down with the old favorites, nor the trendy startups. Obviously, nothing sold at Starbucks.
You may want to sit down.
This fundamentally alters so much of what we’ve been taught. Mr. David Muse, we need to talk.
Of course, with an endorsement like that, I had to buy it. I’m drinking it now. Is it wrong to disagree with God’s opinion on coffee?