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It’s Official

At long last.

No more late-night debates. No more chic snobbery. He has spoken.

God has a favorite coffee, and I think it may surprise you.

He’s not down with the old favorites, nor the trendy startups. Obviously, nothing sold at Starbucks.

You may want to sit down.

Marxism Coffee: God's favored brand!

Marxism Coffee: God’s favored brand!

This fundamentally alters so much of what we’ve been taught. Mr. David Muse, we need to talk.

Of course, with an endorsement like that, I had to buy it. I’m drinking it now. Is it wrong to disagree with God’s opinion on coffee?


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16 Comments

I love this so much. On so many levels.

But my favorite part has to be that Marxism is God’s favored. Suck it, Christian capitalists.

Amazing.

April 18, 2009 (3:40 am)

You'll have to share! Pretty funny!

April 18, 2009 (1:12 am)

awesome that on the big package it's Marxism, but on the little one below it's Maxim . . . hmmm.

April 18, 2009 (10:23 am)

you know, I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning for you to mess with my mind like this.

April 18, 2009 (10:53 am)

Karyn told me it was fake! XD

April 19, 2009 (4:02 pm)

Yes, I heard about that, but I have distributed multiple packs to prove their authenticity. You totally could have had some this morning.

April 19, 2009 (4:07 pm)

I could have, but you didn't give me any.

April 19, 2009 (4:12 pm)

I would have, but you didn't ask. You didn't even speak to me, in fact.

April 19, 2009 (4:17 pm)

I so did.

April 19, 2009 (4:19 pm)

Speak to you, that is.

April 19, 2009 (4:19 pm)

The bare minimum. I mean, you didn't even acknowledge that I live right across from your party. It's ok. We know how you feel about my comments anyway. Just ask your blog.

April 19, 2009 (4:42 pm)

HAHA! That is somewhat true -.- Okay. I'll go fix my blog now.

April 19, 2009 (4:48 pm)

Rainbow, he's right. I was wrong. And I may have to drink some of the coffee right now to recover from the party to which we didn't invite him. 🙂

April 19, 2009 (5:13 pm)

We'll invite you next time, Justin. We can eat cards and watch Spongebob together.

April 19, 2009 (5:14 pm)

Absolutely NO SPONGEBOB! Yes to Justin. NO, NO, TO SPONGEBOB!

April 19, 2009 (5:15 pm)

Aw.

April 19, 2009 (5:16 pm)
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