April 17, 2009
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Filed Under (Finds, Life) by justin

At long last.

No more late-night debates. No more chic snobbery. He has spoken.

God has a favorite coffee, and I think it may surprise you.

He’s not down with the old favorites, nor the trendy startups. Obviously, nothing sold at Starbucks.

You may want to sit down.

Marxism Coffee: God's favored brand!

Marxism Coffee: God’s favored brand!

This fundamentally alters so much of what we’ve been taught. Mr. David Muse, we need to talk.

Of course, with an endorsement like that, I had to buy it. I’m drinking it now. Is it wrong to disagree with God’s opinion on coffee?


Comments:
16 Comments posted on "It’s Official"
dale on April 18th, 2009 at 3:40 am #

I love this so much. On so many levels.

But my favorite part has to be that Marxism is God’s favored. Suck it, Christian capitalists.

Amazing.


Lena Emelyanova on April 18th, 2009 at 1:12 am #

You'll have to share! Pretty funny!


Marianne Domico on April 18th, 2009 at 10:23 am #

awesome that on the big package it's Marxism, but on the little one below it's Maxim . . . hmmm.


Karyn Heath on April 18th, 2009 at 10:53 am #

you know, I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning for you to mess with my mind like this.


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 4:02 pm #

Karyn told me it was fake! XD


Justin Jones on April 19th, 2009 at 4:07 pm #

Yes, I heard about that, but I have distributed multiple packs to prove their authenticity. You totally could have had some this morning.


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 4:12 pm #

I could have, but you didn't give me any.


Justin Jones on April 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm #

I would have, but you didn't ask. You didn't even speak to me, in fact.


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 4:19 pm #

I so did.


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 4:19 pm #

Speak to you, that is.


Justin Jones on April 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm #

The bare minimum. I mean, you didn't even acknowledge that I live right across from your party. It's ok. We know how you feel about my comments anyway. Just ask your blog.


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm #

HAHA! That is somewhat true -.- Okay. I'll go fix my blog now.


Karyn Heath on April 19th, 2009 at 5:13 pm #

Rainbow, he's right. I was wrong. And I may have to drink some of the coffee right now to recover from the party to which we didn't invite him. 🙂


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 5:14 pm #

We'll invite you next time, Justin. We can eat cards and watch Spongebob together.


Karyn Heath on April 19th, 2009 at 5:15 pm #

Absolutely NO SPONGEBOB! Yes to Justin. NO, NO, TO SPONGEBOB!


Rainbow Lim on April 19th, 2009 at 5:16 pm #

Aw.


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