At long last.
No more late-night debates. No more chic snobbery. He has spoken.
God has a favorite coffee, and I think it may surprise you.
He’s not down with the old favorites, nor the trendy startups. Obviously, nothing sold at Starbucks.
You may want to sit down.
![Marxism Coffee: God's favored brand!](http://www.grantedglory.com/WP/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imag0015.jpg)
This fundamentally alters so much of what we’ve been taught. Mr. David Muse, we need to talk.
Of course, with an endorsement like that, I had to buy it. I’m drinking it now. Is it wrong to disagree with God’s opinion on coffee?